four-eyed bitch

this makes me cringe..

1. when people make that pig sound when they eat.

2. when i get yelled at by strangers for no apparent reason when a regular toned voiced wouldve done the job

2a. when i can’t yell back at the person who yelled at me.

3. whiners

4. when people think they’re hot shots but they clearly aren’t.

is he forrealzz?

anonymous ‘man’: well my plans got ruined and i did you your favor..why do we still have to go through with your other plans?

WOW!

tell me this is the most absurd thing your have heard..the logic? where does it stem from? Because i was baffeled that he could even come up with such a thing! it makes no sense..oh and by the way this is coming from a man..not a 5 year old picking his nose, although on second thought those two maybe the same

lessons learned on nov.3

speaking for others::

if you want something, esp something riskay like piercings and tats..etc. please just get it for real and not get fake shit

for the sake of avoiding that super super awkward conversation of ‘is that real?’ and you answering ‘no’ and then explaining yourself..if not for yourself..please do it for me.

I feel agony when i get embrarrassed for someone. like it haunts me and i dont know what to do with myself.

Thank you

-4eyedBetch

what makes people uncomfortable

apparently asking people how old i look make people super uncomfortable

i got answers like:

wha? like your age?

so uncomfortability also leads to forgetting the definition of ‘age’

umm, me?

yea miss..you..i tapped your ass!

oh um okay sure..umm..i dont know..

we were like hell yea we got a smart one..and then the let down.

in the end we did get an answer..17 YAYME

late..but

i really like the katy perry album.

its a good album to stroll downtown alone for some solo shoppin, puts a beat to my step.

i love having soundtracks to my life. like i live in a movie. ya know?

early but..

christmas is my favorite holiday but it such a betch thinking about what to get people. its happy day and then broke as hell for the rest of the year.

~random~

i get my parents robes every year. the funny thing is in every picture i take of them with their new robe they are however wearing the same outfit making it look like i bought them three robes each.

my -s- button on my keyboard is jammed so sorry if it doen’t come through like just right there…

i hate when i hear a song and im like holy shit this is my life..and then that one line ruins it alll….

racial profiling at cold stone

My bf and i went to cold stone ice cream and we couldn’t or didn’t know ‘rendezvous’ was pronounced the way that it was..and so

 we pronounced it ‘ren-de-vee-ous”

There we are ordering this crap of fat and the worker of course laughs and we’re embarrassingly giggling about the situation. And then he goes and says this:

‘Well you look like a smart girl, you knew all along that it was pronounced wrong didn’t you..

points at my boy friend and says

‘o man she gotch you! you gotch you! she knew all along..”

Did I? of course not!

How did he know i was smart did the bastard get a hold of my grades? my SAT scores? or maybe its because my ass was a four eyed asian betch?

who knows, but that was one fuckin “ren-de-vee-ous”

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

The ocean

Life lessons on Nov.2 

1. Always make sure that the plastic bag in which you wrap your onion soup in doesn’t have an enormous hole in it.The soup will leak out and you will be covered in onion soup.

2. eat bananas, baby bananas

3. failing is sad but knowing others are failing with you somehow fixes everything. NICE.

I Took my Phonology II midterm today and i honestly contemplated the idea of pretending to pass out and maybe skip out on having to ever look at that test again. I didn’t know that i didn’t speak english, but i guess thats the case in that class. I cool with it though.

So many lessons learned and it is only 1:30 in the afternoon…